What happens when you have no place to stay

1. Drive around trying to find the place where you made reservations
2. Walk around a 10-block radius scouring for the damn building
3. Call the place. Get generic voicemail.
4. Return to minivan on verge of tears, not sure what the eff to do
5. Contemplate living in a van, down by the river

Crisis averted. I lucked out. Seriously lucked out.